We all know that sometimes kids can unintentionally say the most insulting, hilarious comments ever. In the past few days a couple of the neighbor kids have given me some real gems.
Kid #1: My mom says you have too many kids.
Me: Your mom eats too many cheeseburgers.
Kid #2: Your toilet is flooding
Me (Looking into the toilet): Wow, what did you do to it?
Niece #3: (While playing her violin) My A string is messed up.
Me: My G string is messed up.
Kid #4: Hey Numbnuts
Me: (long period of stunned silence) Oh, hey.
Typically I have a quick response to a statement like this. However, the fact that the neighbor is a girl left me speechless.
Up at 4:00 am, hoping for a good laugh.
ReplyDeleteI know there has to be something crazy going on at your house.
Would ya write it down already!